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The (Secret) City of London: History

12 Aug

This part 1 of C. G. P. Grey’s series.

Vid from: http://youtu.be/LrObZ_HZZUc

Transcript (from http://cgpgrey.squarespace.com/blog/the-secret-city-of-london.html):

The Great City of London, known for its historical landmarks, modern skyscrapers, ancient markets and famous bridges. It’s arguably the financial capital of the world and home to over eleven thousand people.

Wait, what? Eleven… thousand?

That’s right: but the City of London is a different place from London — though London is also known for its historical landmarks, modern skyscrapers, ancient markets, famous bridges and is home to the government, royal family and seven million people.

But, if you look map of London crafted by a careful cartographer that map will have a one-square mile hole near the middle — it’s here where the City of London lives inside of the city named London.

Despite these confusingly close names the two Londons have separate city halls and elect separate mayors, who collect separate taxes to fund separate police who enforce separate laws.

The Mayor of the City of London has a fancy title ‘The Right Honourable the Lord Mayor of London’ to match his fancy outfit. He also gets to ride in a golden carriage and work in a Guildhall while the mayor of London has to wear a suite, ride a bike and work in an office building.

The City of London also has its own flag and its own crest which is awesome and makes London’s lack of either twice as sad.

To top it off the City of London gets to act more like one of the countries in the UK than just an oddly located city — for uniquely the corporation that runs the city of London is older than the United Kingdom by several hundred years.

So how did the UK end up with two Londons, one inside of the other? Because: Romans.

2,000 years ago they came to Great Britain, killed a bunch of druids, and founded a trading post on the River Thames and named it Londonimium. Being Romans they got to work doing what Romans do: enforcing laws, increasing trade, building temples, public baths, roads, bridges and a wall to defend their work.

And it’s this wall which is why the current City of London exists — for though the Romans came and the Romans went and kingdoms rose and kingdoms fell, the wall endured protecting the city within. And The City, governing itself and trading with the world, grew rich.

A thousand years after the Romans (yet still a thousand years ago) when William the Conqueror came to Great Britain to conqueror everything and begin modern british history he found the City of London, with its sturdy walls more challenging to defeat than farmers on open fields.

So he agreed to recognize the rights and privileges City of Londoners were used to in return for the them recognizing him as the new King.

Though after the negotiation, William quickly built towers around the City of London which were just as much about protecting William from the locals within as defending against the Vikings from without.

This started a thousand-year long tradition whereby Monarchs always reconfirmed that ‘yes’ the City of London is a special, unique place best left to its own business, while simultaneously distrusting it.

Many a monarch thought the City of London was too powerful and rich. And one even built a new Capital city nearby, named Westminster, to compete with the City of London and hopefully, suck power and wealth away from it. This was the start of the second London.

As the centuries passed, Westminster grew and merged with nearby towns eventually surrounding the walled-in, and still separate City of London. But, people began to call the whole urban collection ‘London’ and the name became official when Parliament joined towns together under a single municipal government with a mayor.

But, the mayor of London still doesn’t have power over the tiny City of London which has rules and traditions like nowhere else in the country and possibly the world.

For example, the ruling monarch doesn’t just enter the City of London on a whim, but instead asks for permission from the Lord Mayor at a ceremony. While it’s not required by law, the ceremony is, unusual to say the least.

The City of London also has a representative in Parliament, The Remembrancer, whose job it is to protects the City’s special rights.

Because of this, laws passed by Parliament sometimes don’t apply to the City of London: most notably voting reforms, which we’ll discuss next time. But if you’re curious, unlike anywhere else in the UK elections in the City of London involve Medieval Guilds and modern companies.

Finally, the City of London also owns and operates land and buildings far outside its border, making it quite wealthy.

Once you start looking for The City’s Crest you’ll find it in lots of places, but most notably on Tower Bridge which, while being in London is operated by City of London,

These crests everywhere when combined with the City of London’s age and wealth and quazi-independent status make it an irresistible temptation for conspiracy nuts. Add in the oldest Masonic temple and it’s not long before the crazy part of the Internet yelling about secret societies controlling the world via the finance industry from inside the City-state of London. (And don’t forget the reptilian alien Queen who’s really behind it all.)

But conspiracy theories aside, the City of London is not an independent nation like the Vatican is, no matter how much you might read it on the Internet, rather it’s a unique place in the United Kingdom with a long and complicated history.

The wall that began all this 2,000 years ago is now mostly gone — so the border between London and its secret inner city isn’t so obvious. Though, next time you’re in London, if you come across a small dragon on the street, he still guards the entrance to the city in a city in a country in a country.

Notes & Corrections:
At 1:56 since the characters are in (what will be) England I should have had them say say ‘recognise’ not ‘recognize’
3:49 The Freemason’s Hall is actually a couple streets just outside the border of the City of London.

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3 responses to “The (Secret) City of London: History

  1. tezm

    2012-08-13 at 02:36

    I allways knew london was up its own arse..this is what fuckin’ really winds me up, you see a lot of this ‘country’ actually finding it hard to live even while working yet they proceed to let this pathetic outdated system carry on..fuckin’ dick whittington in his gay carriage dressed like a complete twat and its not even pantomime! how can i now stop myself from reacting if i see the english flag they have as their emblem on one of our buildings in the north and the southern wankers dont even give a shit about the flag?..i care a lot,i have my english flag on show day & night, how come i never see it in london? the ‘capital’ letting blair and now this thick milksop cuckold cameron piss all over it and treat as a disease? this country is probably the shittiest in the world for standing up for itsself against its own government..its full of sun readers who dress like cunts and say oh my god while holding a bottle of snide water that cost a days pay..total wankers that bury their heads when they should be taking notice of the poor people constantly getting shit on from this and previous governments..

     
    • Master Graham Stewart

      2012-12-08 at 14:49

      I enjoyed your film of “The square mile” very much and would enjoy any further information on subjects such as this.
      Thank you
      Master G. S.Stewart.

       
      • Escapees Blog

        2012-12-28 at 09:15

        Hi Master G S.

        Note: this is not my film.

        Further information on subjects such as this is readily available on’t T’InterWeb.

         

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