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Refused alcoholic drinks in a pub


Responsible parent? Sorry, only binge drinkers welcome here

Two mothers were refused alcoholic drinks in a pub because the barman said it would “inappropriate” for them to drink in front of their children.

From: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8713127/Responsible-parent-Sorry-only-binge-drinkers-welcome-here.html

 
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Posted by on 2011-08-28 in Madness

 

Surgeons jokes


Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’

The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the arsehole – and they are interchangeable’

From: http://pro-choicesmokingdoctor.blogspot.com/2011/08/surgeons-politicians.html

 
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Posted by on 2011-08-28 in Humour

 

What Jacqui Smith donated in return for the work on her house


The whole episode beggars belief.

From: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029812/Jacqui-Smith-rents-home-convicts-redecorate-exchange-plants.html

 
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Posted by on 2011-08-28 in Uncategorized

 

Doctors to fund Kelly challenge


DOCTORS are demanding an inquest into the death of Dr David Kelly — and have accused the Government of being part of a cover-up.

From: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3779385/Doctors-to-fund-Kelly-challenge.html

 

Jacqui Smith’s husband in fresh expenses row


“Disgraced former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was embroiled in a new row last night when it was revealed her husband tried to earn money from MPs’ allowances even after she lost her seat.

From: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-2030957/Jacqui-Smiths-husband-fresh-expenses-row-consultancy-firm-approaches-MPs.html

 

I hope no one’s thinking of sabotaging these VIP lanes


Apparently Olympics-related VIPs will their own special lanes to get around.

Of course, the local taxpayers will be cheering them along their way.

  • Traffics lights will automatically change  to green for them.
  • 240 VIPs will be given exclusive use of their own luxury BMW saloon, complete with a driver, while another 2,800 officials will use a pool of opulent vehicles provided free.
  • Along the Olympic routes all non-Olympic traffic, including private cars, lorries, buses and taxis, will have to use the bus lane. The outside lane will be reserved for Olympic officials.
  • Transport chiefs will remove pedestrian crossings along the route to make way for the VIP lanes.
  • Right turns will be banned on junctions on the route to ensure traffic does not hold up the Olympic dignitaries.
  • Organisers have spent £12million of public money fitting underground sensors along the dignitaries’ route which will detect congestion surrounding VIP cars and then doctor nearby traffic signals to speed them on their way.
  • The fleet of luxury cars will not be available to Olympic athletes who will have to use special buses and bicycles.
  • Motorists will be slapped with a £200 fine if they ignore the restrictions and venture into the Games Lanes – imposed between 6am and midnight on 30 miles of Central London roads.

“… London 2012 would be the most inclusive Games in history which would enrich the city …”

“In reality, thousands of IOC members and a host of big-money sponsors and their entourage will be turning up in town expecting to be waited on hand and foot at the expense of everyone else.”

“… it will not only be pretty horrendous for travellers, but some pedestrian crossings and right-hand turns which will be abolished previously had fatalities on them …”

Experts warn of chaos for ordinary road users in London

From: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-2030918/Traffic-lights-turn-green-Olympic-chiefs-ordinary-drivers-forced-bus-lanes.html

 

Babs: The Truth Will Set You Free


Make sure you watch to the end to see how the Police filmed their own corruption when they didn’t know the camera was still recording…

Thursday, 11th August, 2011 Babara Tucker was kidnapped by Police in Parliament Square – Illustrating the government’s latest abuse of the Police and Courts for political purposes, corrupt ‘Judge’ Nicholas Evans (without due process or just cause) sentenced Babs to nine weeks in Holloway Prison for obstructing an illegal search carried out the equally corrupt Sgt. David Cole.

On Sunday, 19th July, 2009 on Sky News, Adam Boulton interviewed David Cameron (before he became Prime Minister)…

Adam Boulton: “…you’re quoted in the papers today as saying that you’d like to get rid of the permanent protest in Parliament Square by Brian Haw… How would you do it ?”

David Cameron: “I don’t have all the answers… I’m all in favour of free speech, the right to demonstrate, the right to protest… I’m all for demonstrations… but my argument is enough is enough.”

The Truth is that after becoming Prime Minister, he used corrupt Police and Judges to persecute Brian Haw & Babs Tucker… what he couldn’t foresee was that inept Sgt. David Cole would film the evidence of this corruption during the State Opening of Parliament on Tuesday, 25th May, 2010 – when he seized Brian’s Camera and didn’t realise it was still recording!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiesVB2AaLE&feature=player_embedded

 
 
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